Thursday, December 25, 2008
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Rockstars
Just spent the last few days with Mothman, Tess Turbo, and Tommy Orgy. Ooh yeah, those people know how to party.
Friday, August 22, 2008
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Third times a charm
I'm a contender. Oooh yeah, that's right! Next Sunday! Me and ol' toothgrinder are going head to head to be THE NEXT BLACK CIRCLE CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD! So get out there and let me hear you cheer for The Pulverizer!
Superbeast! You're going down!
Prepare for Pulverizing!
Superbeast! You're going down!
Prepare for Pulverizing!
Monday, August 11, 2008
Scary Stuff
http://projecthestia.blogspot.com/2007/10/project-utopia-press-conference-8112007.html
I know me and a lot of the guys have had to use adrenocillin while we trained and learned to use our powers. I'm off to see a doc tomorrow.
I know me and a lot of the guys have had to use adrenocillin while we trained and learned to use our powers. I'm off to see a doc tomorrow.
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
One Tough Gal
Please direct any charitable donations to the Tracer Foundation for Charitable Donations.
Saturday, March 1, 2008
Movie deal
I got an offer to be a villian in a new Nova action flick. Not sure if it's my thing. So what do my fans think? Check out the poll and let me know.
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
Sunday, February 3, 2008
Privacy
Come on folks, you wouldn’t want these people in your bedrooms. Don’t support these guys. Stay away from the websites, don’t buy nothing, and don’t watch that trash. That said, there’s better ways of handling them then smackin’ em around. You gotta learn to be responsible with your strength and not always run acting on reflexes.
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
The best part of my job
The fans. Hands down. I wouldn’t wanna go back out there if it weren’t for you guys. I feel like we’re there together through thick and thin. I try to get to know as many of you guys as I can, but I’m busy a lot with training and what not. So don’t take it personal when I can’t sign every autograph, but I promise to sign as many as I can. Keep supporting me folks and I’ll get the XWF Championship back soon!
Monday, January 21, 2008
RIP Mammoth
It's sad to see a fellow competitor go down. I guess some people just can't quit when they need to. Better luck on the other side.
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Evil People
It's bad enough that some folk don't like us novas. It's even worse that some folk don't like those of us that just look different. But now they're trying to pervert the word of God. Everybody's got souls. We ain't demons. We can be saved by Jesus just like everybody else. I pray I don't have to decide what to do if I run into one of those freaks in a dark alley.
Sunday, January 13, 2008
Excerpts from Interview
MM: This is Mike Michaelson with today’s N!terview. Our first guest star is Omar Ibraham, but you all know him as The Pulverizer!
P: Prepare for Pulverizing! Whoo yeah! Let me hear everybody! Prepare for Pulverizing! You can give me more than that. One more time, let’s see your mean side.
Prepare for Pulverizing!
MM: I see you brought a N!treme Power Bar on stage with you, is it true that you have to eat constantly to keep up with your Metabolism.
P: That’s right Double M. I start out my day with a dozen eggs, I like ‘em over easy, a dozen slices of bacon, 2 huge slabs of ham, a sirloin, medium rare, a stack of flapjacks, 2 waffles, half a dozen sausage links, grits n’ gravy, S.O.S. and 3 pitchers of O.J. I keep my energy up with power bars and energy drinks throughout the day, then for lunch I usually chow down on a half a dozen foot long subs, or sometimes as many pizzas, pepperoni and extra cheese for me, and then for dinner I try and hit a local restaurant and order one of almost everything on the menu.
MM: Wow even your meals would be a tough fight for most people, but what’s a tough fight for a championship XWF fighter like yourself?
P: Oh, there’s just too many to name M&M. When you get in that arena, you go in prepared to pulverize or be pulverized. I’ve had Superbeast slam me with a wrecking ball, I’ve had The Core try and blast me back to the stone age, and don’t forget the Stone Badass trying to stomp a mudhole in me more times than I can remember. It’s all or nothing in there, go strong or go home!
MM: Speaking of strong, you have amassed quite a list of feats of strength yourself. Lifting such things as cars, trucks, a helicopter and even a locomotive. Is there anything you can’t lift?
P: No way Mikey, I can move mountains. They’re aint nothing I can’t handle, nothing I can’t Pulverize.
MM: Tell us about the Pulverizers. What are they made of? Where did you get them?
P: Well, this here is Bash, and it’s a half ton of solid stompin’. And this here is Smash, and it’s hardened whoop-ass. Sorry, Mickey, I don’t want everyone running around with a pair of these.
MM: Funny you should mention that, why don’t you slide over and make room for our next guest, a nova who can not only drain powers but copy them, the lovely Tracer.
P: Well, I hope she aint gonna do it now, cause your couch won’t be big enough for both of us.
P: Prepare for Pulverizing! Whoo yeah! Let me hear everybody! Prepare for Pulverizing! You can give me more than that. One more time, let’s see your mean side.
Prepare for Pulverizing!
MM: I see you brought a N!treme Power Bar on stage with you, is it true that you have to eat constantly to keep up with your Metabolism.
P: That’s right Double M. I start out my day with a dozen eggs, I like ‘em over easy, a dozen slices of bacon, 2 huge slabs of ham, a sirloin, medium rare, a stack of flapjacks, 2 waffles, half a dozen sausage links, grits n’ gravy, S.O.S. and 3 pitchers of O.J. I keep my energy up with power bars and energy drinks throughout the day, then for lunch I usually chow down on a half a dozen foot long subs, or sometimes as many pizzas, pepperoni and extra cheese for me, and then for dinner I try and hit a local restaurant and order one of almost everything on the menu.
MM: Wow even your meals would be a tough fight for most people, but what’s a tough fight for a championship XWF fighter like yourself?
P: Oh, there’s just too many to name M&M. When you get in that arena, you go in prepared to pulverize or be pulverized. I’ve had Superbeast slam me with a wrecking ball, I’ve had The Core try and blast me back to the stone age, and don’t forget the Stone Badass trying to stomp a mudhole in me more times than I can remember. It’s all or nothing in there, go strong or go home!
MM: Speaking of strong, you have amassed quite a list of feats of strength yourself. Lifting such things as cars, trucks, a helicopter and even a locomotive. Is there anything you can’t lift?
P: No way Mikey, I can move mountains. They’re aint nothing I can’t handle, nothing I can’t Pulverize.
MM: Tell us about the Pulverizers. What are they made of? Where did you get them?
P: Well, this here is Bash, and it’s a half ton of solid stompin’. And this here is Smash, and it’s hardened whoop-ass. Sorry, Mickey, I don’t want everyone running around with a pair of these.
MM: Funny you should mention that, why don’t you slide over and make room for our next guest, a nova who can not only drain powers but copy them, the lovely Tracer.
P: Well, I hope she aint gonna do it now, cause your couch won’t be big enough for both of us.
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