Excerpts from Interview

MM: This is Mike Michaelson with today’s N!terview. Our first guest star is Omar Ibraham, but you all know him as The Pulverizer!
P: Prepare for Pulverizing! Whoo yeah! Let me hear everybody! Prepare for Pulverizing! You can give me more than that. One more time, let’s see your mean side.
Prepare for Pulverizing!
MM: I see you brought a N!treme Power Bar on stage with you, is it true that you have to eat constantly to keep up with your Metabolism.
P: That’s right Double M. I start out my day with a dozen eggs, I like ‘em over easy, a dozen slices of bacon, 2 huge slabs of ham, a sirloin, medium rare, a stack of flapjacks, 2 waffles, half a dozen sausage links, grits n’ gravy, S.O.S. and 3 pitchers of O.J. I keep my energy up with power bars and energy drinks throughout the day, then for lunch I usually chow down on a half a dozen foot long subs, or sometimes as many pizzas, pepperoni and extra cheese for me, and then for dinner I try and hit a local restaurant and order one of almost everything on the menu.
MM: Wow even your meals would be a tough fight for most people, but what’s a tough fight for a championship XWF fighter like yourself?
P: Oh, there’s just too many to name M&M. When you get in that arena, you go in prepared to pulverize or be pulverized. I’ve had Superbeast slam me with a wrecking ball, I’ve had The Core try and blast me back to the stone age, and don’t forget the Stone Badass trying to stomp a mudhole in me more times than I can remember. It’s all or nothing in there, go strong or go home!
MM: Speaking of strong, you have amassed quite a list of feats of strength yourself. Lifting such things as cars, trucks, a helicopter and even a locomotive. Is there anything you can’t lift?
P: No way Mikey, I can move mountains. They’re aint nothing I can’t handle, nothing I can’t Pulverize.
MM: Tell us about the Pulverizers. What are they made of? Where did you get them?
P: Well, this here is Bash, and it’s a half ton of solid stompin’. And this here is Smash, and it’s hardened whoop-ass. Sorry, Mickey, I don’t want everyone running around with a pair of these.
MM: Funny you should mention that, why don’t you slide over and make room for our next guest, a nova who can not only drain powers but copy them, the lovely Tracer.
P: Well, I hope she aint gonna do it now, cause your couch won’t be big enough for both of us.